50 Wittiest Parenting Memes Capturing the 'Joys' of Raising Tiny Little Humans (August 17, 2023)

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    Forehead - WHEN YOU HEAR "MOMMY" FOR THE 3,435TH TIME WITHIN THE HOUR WHAT MOMSGOTINK
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    Font - When the kids say "You never buy me anything
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    Hair - @DEATHBYDIAPERS The YouTube video my kid is watching Me
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    Glasses - When you are out for date night, and someone says "I bet you miss the kids." @wivesnightin
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    Human - This painting is called: Bake Sale at 9am tomorrow ATEN mommy Cocktail
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    Forehead - Going to work on 4 hours of sleep because you tried to salvage some sense of freedom by staying up late It's showtime....
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    Chin - I'M REALLY HUNGRY BUT DADDY GAVE ME A PURPLE SPOON INSTEAD OF A PINK ONE
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    Font - Mom: "Clean your room!" Me: "It's my room." Mom: "IT'S MY HOUSE!" Me: "Then go clean it." Mom: You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?
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    Hair - When you have to work from home but you're also a parent @alrightmom WORKING 9-9:10, 9:45-10:00, 10:20-10:35, 12:30-2:00, 2:15-2:16, 3:30-3:37, 4:28-4:39, 5:05-5:12, 7:39-8:00, 9:53-10:24
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    Food storage containers - I might need to have a talk with my daughter, but I'm not sure what I'd even say.
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    Outerwear - Baby sleeping with temperature controlled, sound machine, dark bedroom. Baby sleeping in your arms when you have to poop
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    Playing sports - Please hold my hand and walk next to me. Kid:
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    Font - Tom VanHaaren @TomVH I just smoked an 8-pound pork butt for nine hours because my kids said they'd eat pulled pork. Five minutes before it was done, they all said they wanted hot dogs instead and if that doesn't sum up parenting I don't know what does.
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    Font - I'm going to write a parenting book called "Fine. Whatever. Go ahead." @MotherPlaylist
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    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Me, doing crossword: Seven letters, creature that doesn't sleep at night and sucks the life out of you... wait, I've got it Wife: Vampire Me, crossing out 'toddler': That works too
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    Organism - uncle mom @mayamanion 2:53 PM 11 Jul 22 Twitter for iPhone ● I used the old "I gave birth to you" on my daughter, she said "That was one time". Follow ● :
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    Font - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy My kids were shouting Harry Potter spells at each other and my 5 year old, who is not that familiar with Hogwarts Wizardry, decided to just repeatedly yell "ukulele macaroni" and, well, name me a better spell than that
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    Forehead - Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago. My kid: LO I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.
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    Human body - What I've learned as a parent is Petco is way cheaper than the aquarium and your toddler will for sure not know the difference.
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    Handwriting - Apparently my kid doesn't know how to spell "pennies" T I Smell Penis @alienwithnojob
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    Human - When your kid says mom for the 745th time BRUH.
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    Product - a real dinosaur @SparkyROAR 1d I walk out of Target to the scene of a child laying motionless on the ground. I asked what was wrong and the dad said "He's upset his gloves match his jacket."
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    Furniture - "We need a bigger bed if the kids are going to be sleeping in it." - Parents Everywhere Children sleeping in the bigger bed: @BE_KIND_OF_WITTY RES
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    Rectangle - lil Han @hwelchaaa *baby screaming* Me: CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC 9/6/18, 2:51 PM
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    Font - I love it on Christmas Day when a label on a present says "from mom & dad" and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside
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    Font - Momarazzi. @Mirimade Me: My beautiful daughter, I would cross oceans and move mountains for you. I would fly into the darkness if I knew it would make you happy. Daughter: Can I have a Dorito? Me: I'm sorry but these are, unfortunately, my Doritos.
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    Font - Marissa @natsmama75 My toddler was about to hit her head on a bar at the playground so I told her to duck and she quacked at me. And then hit her head.
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    Wood - 1st kid's room: 2nd kid's room:
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    Forehead - Me when my kid trips over the toy I asked him to pick up 100 times
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    Car - When you're trying to have a conversation with another adult and your kid is behind you like: Insu HOL SALL @LearningWithLori
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    Face - Teach your children to be a good friend because some children don't go home to love.
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    Cat - How my kid smiles for a $200 package of school pictures THE DAD
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    Leg - If your Dad wore shoes like this when you were growing up, you have siblings you've never met
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    Arm - Me at 9pm after my kids have sucked the life out of my body and soul нотмей E Martwo we Ebert SUPER
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    Muscle - First Time Parent 1 Month Later 4 Years And 2 More Kids Later, You're Like...
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    Gesture - End Baby sleep through world hunger poverty the night End world
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    Product - Mom's explaining to Dads what they are doing wrong FRU
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    Sports uniform - My wife's face when I put the baby to sleep without help alle
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    Smile - Baby ready to spew Dad in a new outfit
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    Font - Daniel Munro @dk_munro Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels and not 46 pieces of small human clothes. DOWTK
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    Wood - Bruh this pretty much sums up the last 4 months of my life IDK WHAT'S GOING ON BUT IT'S A LOT
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    Forehead - My baby about to puke PRE MA Cas Me Preparing to get puked on
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    Carnivore - One of my favorite very specific image genres is cats that look completely unprepared for the realities of parenthood.
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    Cartoon - When someone's trying to soothe the baby for you and it's not working- but they won't give up, and you're just like: (Give them back I can fix it)
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    Glove - When the baby falls asleep on you and you try to move them to the crib
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    Wheel - this spot reserved for ppl that twerk at babies i
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    Property - When you were excited for some time to yourself but you just end up missing your wife and kids H
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    Beard - Friends without kids: I'm just as tired as you. Me: What the fi ck are you talking about?
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    Car - WHEN I'M DONE RUNNING ERRANDS AND HAVE TO GO BACK HOME TO MY FAMILY @SNARKANDLEMONS TOXUTAKOAN
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    Product - when you're tired of fighting, so you tell your kid to wear whatever to the store @alyceoneword

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